10. The lid up - lid down controversy is resolved peacefully.
9. You got more checks in the mail than bills.
8. Your mooch of a sibling finally got hitched and moved out.
7. Your pinhead neighbor who mowed the grass at 7 in the morning on Sundays was transferred to Nome, Alaska
6. Somebody else in the house took the trash out for a change.
5. You finally sat down to balance your bank statement after all these months ….. and it actually balanced.
4. The morning paper wasn't in the bushes or gutter or a puddle.
3. The sun went down again.
2. You found matching socks with no holes on the first try.
1. Congress is in recess and we're all safe for a little while longer.
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